#i COULD sing the highest notes ever or something but consider this. my grandma is taking a nap

[linabirb]

i keep thinking of mayyyybe trying to cover a milgram song and the thing is that i did. try to do it once but to my own shock and surprise the only song that i was able to handle was. weakness.

i literally was like "okay i have a high-pitched voice uhhh let's go with after pain or umbilical or tihtbilwy maybe??" and that failed and i was like "okay i can't handle fast-paced songs let's go with something slower" that also failed.

and then i tried to sing weakness and. it worked. it didn't sync with the instrumental that well so i still was a little slow but it still. sounded good.

[toomanysurveys9]

What is the title of the strangest book you own?

i would have to look, and most of my books were taken to storage, so i have no clue.

How often do you actually wake up in a good mood?

pretty often thanks to wy.

What can we usually find you doing on a Friday night?

staying home with wyatt or out with jacob, wyatt, jon, and jade.

What would you say is your guiltiest pleasure?

i honestly don’t know anymore. i guess sweets sometimes.

Tell me all about your special lady/gentleman.

he can be such an asshole, but he’s been so supportive of me and he’s currently working two jobs to help support us (he got the second job because he’ll be off a couple weeks soon).

What is the highest outdoor temperature you’ve ever had to endure?

i don’t know. maybe a little over 100 degrees when we visited florida.

And the lowest?

negative degree weather.

What is the funniest thing a child has ever said to you?

oh gosh. i don’t even know. some of the things lilli and rose come up with kill me though.

Do you let your pets on your furniture?

when we didn’t live with my mom, yes. but she’s doesn’t like them being on her couches..

Can you usually tell when someone has feelings for you?

not really. i’m bad at that kinds of stuff.

Do you know what things your pet(s) prefers to eat?

yeah... i’ve had her long enough, so i should know.

What would you plant in your dream garden?

vegetables we could eat.

Do you believe in fairies, gnomes, or elves?

lol, as much as i would love for them to be real like in the books i read, no, i don’t.

What does your wallet look like?

black and white zebra stripes.

What is your favorite thing to cook for someone else?

i like using the crockpot. it is so much easier with a baby and things to do. i miss cooking and my crock pot.

Tell me about the last book you read.

it’s young adult fantasy, and i’ve only been able to find in on the kindle store, which bums me out. it’s the first one in a series i’ve read a few times, or at least, i’ve read the first three books a few times. there are several more now. it’s relentless by karen lynch. a girl finds out she’s not quite as human as she thought she was and she gets in all sorts of trouble/adventures, and it’s a good read

Who was the last person to leave you flustered?

jacob i guess.

What’s the last thing you ate that was made with phyllo dough?

i don’t know. i don’t think i’ve eaten anything made with it but i could be wrong.

Have you ever bought underwear simply because it made your underwear drawer look nice?

no i buy underwear i will wear..

Describe the outfit that makes you look and feel your best.

i don’t know. i prefer just jeans and a hoodie.

What can you see from where you’re sitting?

lots of things. i’m sitting on the couch in the living room.

When you have a chance at happiness, do you allow yourself to take it?

sometimes.

What are some bands others would be surprised to find in your music library?

i don’t know, to be honest. i don’t think i have anything that would surprise people...

How do you feel about kettle cooked chips?

i don’t really like them much.

Tell me something about yourself that you’re most proud of.

i was the first in my family to go to and graduate college.

What do you like to dunk in your coffee, if anything?

nothing. i rarely drink coffee though.

What was the subject of the last documentary you watched?

i don’t recall.

What sort of things do you do when you have the entire evening to relax?

cuddle wyatt. read. this. watch tv. whatever.

Are there any books I should check out next time I’m at the library?

depends what you’re into.

Opinions on cold pizza?

i can’t do it anymore.

Do you have a favorite brand of tea?

i don’t drink tea. it hurts my stomach.

What’s the last stupid question you were asked? (Besides these.)

i don’t know. i can’t think of it right off hand.

What’s been on your mind lately?

i just want to run away. just jacob, wyatt, and me.

Tell me about the best thing you created with your own two hands.

he’s not a thing, and i didn’t make him with my hands, and not by myself... but wyatt. haha. hmm. uhm. i guess my papers i wrote for school, if those can count? i do really well with writing essays and things. otherwise, i don’t think i make much..

How strong do you like your coffee?

i don’t know. i don’t care as long as i can add enough creamer so it’s not an overpowering bitter coffee flavor.

Do you feel like you need to get something off your chest?

i guess not.

Describe your morning routine.

get woken up by my alarms, so i wake jacob up for work. i feed wyatt. i go back to sleep for a couple hours. then i wake up and feed wyatt again. i go back to sleep. i get woken up by wyatt hitting my face, arms, stomach, or chest. we play a little. then i get up, get dressed, take wyatt out to the living room and change his diaper.

What strange food combinations do you thoroughly enjoy?

i don’t think i eat any strange food combinations. some people in my family think it’s strange when i eat peanut butter and banana sandwiches, but i mostly did that when i was pregnant.

What’s your favorite Elvis song?

teddy bear. my dad used to sing it on karaoke and i loved when he did. he doesn’t really sing anymore even though he should.

Are there any songs you wish your favorite band would cover?

none come to mind.

Do you enjoy talking on the phone?

no. i hate it with a passion. i would rather someone just text me.

Are you currently waiting for something to come in the mail?

yes. i swear to god if hot topic cancels my order again because they end up not having what i ordered in stock, even though it doesn’t say it’s out of stock, i will be pissed. it has ashley’s now super late birthday present, and the main parts of erin and ashley’s christmas gifts, which they likely won’t get until the day after christmas, assuming it doesn’t get cancelled on me AGAIN.

Would you rather see someone of the opposite sex naked or nicely dressed?

nicely dressed, to be honest.

What makes your best friend the best?

she puts up with me and even if we don’t talk for days, when we do start back up, it’s like we haven’t stopped.

When was the last time you felt incredibly stupid or embarrassed?

probably last weekend when i went ice skating for the first time. but i got it pretty quickly and had fun.

How do you go about cheering someone up?

depends on the person i’m trying to cheer up. different things for different people.

How would you react if someone told you they had feelings for you?

that’s always weird.

Serenade me with some lyrics from the song currently stuck in your head.

i don’t have a song stuck in my head.

What is the last thing you wrote down?

little note i put in jake’s lunch box. just thanking him for being awesome.

Tell me something great about the day/night you’re having.

wyatt is silly and adorable, and he didn’t poop up his back even though it was really close.

Would you ever participate in a suspension?

?? no..

What was the last thing to annoy you?

rose kept giving wyatt her spoon she was using to eat breakfast and then she’d freak out because wyatt had her spoon.

Name five things that begin with the letter C.

camel, coconut, cow, chef, and crayons.

What’s the title of the last book you bought?

i bought two books.. one as part of ashley’s christmas gift, and one as part of my grandma’s christmas gift. i don’t remember the titles. but i do remember the one i got ashley was by lisa jackson.

Would you ever consider visiting Texas?

i would love to go there actually. check out jensen ackles brewery.

Where do you go when you need to escape?

bedroom or i get in the car and leave with wy.

How big is your town’s library?

i think it’s pretty decent size. i’m sure there are ones a lot bigger, and i’m sure there are ones that are smaller.

Which bands would play in your dream concert?

ed sheeran, lee brice, a.f.i., and maybe mcr.

Do you know of any home remedies that work surprisingly well?

uhhh. spoon full of sugar gets rid of hiccups. it tastes gross though.

If you could make a movie, what would it be about?

i’d want to make a movie about the relentless series i enjoy reading. it’d make a good movie.

Tell someone something they need to know.

you’re part of the reason i can’t wait to get out of here. you’re toxic and i’ll be glad when you won’t be around my child so much (not my family - but jacob’s).

What’s something you’ve never been able to live down?

when i was driving as a teenager. my whole family was in the van, and the entire wheel flew off and went across the street.

What’s something that’s been on your to-do list for awhile?

move out of indiana. it will happen though . we’re actually getting money saved.

How do you take your mind off things?

i don’t. lol.

Tell me a joke.

all the jokes i know are lame, so i’ll spare you.

Do you own a battle jacket?

no. i don’t even know what that is..